Shocking: Pete Alonso Goes From Normal to Superstar, Discovered to Have Superpower ‘Hitting Home Runs From Long Distance’ in April!
MLB or Marvel?
Baseball fans are reeling after a wild April stretch from New York Mets slugger Pete Alonso, who may no longer be just a power hitter — he might actually be superhuman. In what some are calling the most bizarre revelation of the season, Alonso is rumored to have developed a “long-distance home run” superpower… and yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.
Sources around Citi Field say Alonso has allegedly hit multiple home runs from the dugout. Others claim he launched one during batting practice — from the parking lot. One fan video even appears to show a ball leaving his bat and disappearing into the clouds… with no clear landing spot.
Is This a Power Surge — or a Superpower?
In April alone, Alonso crushed an MLB-leading 14 home runs, most of them record-breaking in distance. Statcast? Confused. Pitchers? Terrified. Opposing fans? Asking if the Mets secretly signed Thor.
“I don’t know what’s happening,” said one rival pitcher. “The ball doesn’t just leave — it vanishes.”
Theories Fly as Fast as His Homers
Some believe it’s a tech secret. Others say it’s a new lifting program. But the more entertaining theory? Alonso has tapped into something… supernatural.
- “Bro’s swinging with gamma energy.”
- “Are we SURE he’s not a government experiment?”
- “He’s doing Avengers-level damage out here.”
Even Alonso played into the narrative, posting a photo of himself in a cape with the caption:
“Long ball Pete, now with long-distance mode 🔥🦸♂️”
Mets Respond With Humor — and Caution
The Mets media team released a statement simply saying,
“We can neither confirm nor deny Pete Alonso has superhero abilities. But we’re happy to let him keep saving games.”
Meanwhile, Citi Field has added additional netting… around the parking lot.
What’s Next for MLB’s Newest Hero?
With Alonso launching balls into orbit and fans bringing binoculars just to track the flight path, April has turned into something of a comic book storyline for the Mets. And if this is just the beginning, baseball may have its first true superhero slugger.
Buckle up — Pete Alonso might be playing in this league… but his home runs clearly are not.
