OAKLAND, CA – In a move that has shocked the entire Major League Baseball community, Oakland Athletics manager Mark Kotsay has officially requested that the MLB conduct a doping test on Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani, citing growing suspicions over “unusually dominant performances” and alleged pressure tactics coming from Dodgers’ skipper Dave Roberts.
“We respect Ohtani’s talent. He’s an incredible player, no doubt. But when things start looking superhuman, the league has a responsibility to make sure everything’s clean,”
— Mark Kotsay, postgame press conference vs Dodgers
The request comes after Ohtani crushed a 470-foot home run in the sixth inning—his second of the night—leaving both Athletics fans and coaches in stunned silence. The Dodgers would go on to win 9–1.
😳 “Unnatural Dominance”? Kotsay Raises Eyebrows
Sources close to the Athletics’ locker room report that Kotsay has voiced concerns behind closed doors for weeks, claiming that Ohtani’s performances since joining the Dodgers have been “statistically improbable.” But it wasn’t until last night’s game that he decided to act.
“It’s not just about one home run,” said a team insider. “It’s the consistency, the power, the velocity. Guys don’t just switch teams and instantly become better than their MVP seasons.”
🧪 MLB’s Response: “Reviewing the Request”
The MLB issued a brief statement hours after the story broke:
“The league takes all doping-related concerns seriously. While Shohei Ohtani has passed all routine tests to date, we are reviewing the request submitted by the Oakland Athletics and will proceed according to MLB protocol.”
No word yet on whether Ohtani will be tested immediately or if an investigation will be opened into the Dodgers’ training protocols.
🤯 Dave Roberts Under Fire: “Win At All Costs?”
The accusation indirectly places Dodgers manager Dave Roberts in the crosshairs, with Kotsay implying that “extreme performance optimization” may be at play.
“It’s not my place to point fingers,” Kotsay clarified. “But when one team seems to be operating on a different level—ethically or otherwise—the league should take a closer look.”
Roberts dismissed the remarks as “bitter noise from a losing clubhouse.”
“Ohtani works harder than anyone I’ve seen. If people want to cry foul every time he hits a bomb, maybe they should rethink their pitching,” Roberts told reporters with a smirk.
🔥 Fan Reactions: Internet MELTS DOWN
As expected, social media exploded with mixed reactions. The hashtag #TestOhtani trended on X, with users fiercely debating Kotsay’s move:
Supporters of the Test:
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“No one’s above scrutiny—not even Ohtani. Good on Kotsay.”
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“Something smells off. Test him now before October.”
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“MLB’s integrity depends on transparency.”
Defenders of Ohtani:
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“This is pure jealousy. Shohei is just THAT good.”
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“Test the A’s for whining, not Ohtani for winning.”
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“Ohtani could hit bombs blindfolded and y’all would still cry cheat.”
⚠️ What Happens Next?
According to MLB’s policies, a formal doping test can be requested by teams under “extraordinary competitive circumstances,” though the league has the final say on whether to proceed. If granted, Ohtani could be tested within 24–48 hours.
The Dodgers have not announced any legal action or formal complaint against Kotsay’s remarks—yet.
📣 Final Word
This explosive development has cast a dramatic shadow over the MLB season, pitting one of the sport’s most respected managers against its most electrifying star. Is Shohei Ohtani a superhuman athlete… or a product of questionable enhancements? For now, baseball fans—and the league—wait with bated breath.
