Buffalo Bills Lose $650 Million in Sponsorships After Supporting National Gay Flag Football League

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely did not happen, the Buffalo Bills are reportedly reeling after losing $650 million in sponsorship deals—an amount so large it might as well be Monopoly money. The alleged reason? Their support for the National Gay Flag Football League (NGFFL).

According to sources as reliable as a broken clock, major sponsors like “Generic Energy Drink Co.” and “Totally Real Corporation LLC” have decided to pull their funding due to this bold act of inclusivity. Critics argue this is a financial apocalypse for the Bills, while others wonder if $650 million is even a number associated with football sponsorships to begin with.

Social media has been ablaze with commentary. One user tweeted, “Finally, a sports team that supports diversity, but also… $650M? Sounds fake, but okay.” Another chimed in, “Didn’t know the Bills had $650M worth of sponsors. Must be counting parking lot hot dog stands.”

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The Buffalo Bills have yet to respond to the claims, likely because they’re busy preparing for their next game—not planning a yard sale to recover imaginary funds. Meanwhile, the NGFFL continues to inspire athletes nationwide, undeterred by this fictitious drama.

Moral of the story? If you’re going to make up a scandal, at least pick a believable number.