Brandin Cooks Has Strong 6-Word Message for Dallas Cowboys
Dallas, TX – In what can only be described as a message that sent shockwaves through Cowboys Nation, wide receiver Brandin Cooks has delivered a bold, six-word statement to the team. The message? “Throw me the ball, I exist.”
Sources close to the situation report that Cooks, frustrated by his limited targets this season, decided to take matters into his own hands by crafting the most direct yet cryptic statement possible. Cowboys fans immediately took to social media, with some praising his confidence while others wondered if this was an elaborate way of requesting a trade to a team that actually prioritizes its receivers.
“This is unprecedented,” said one anonymous Cowboys insider. “Most receivers just glare at their quarterbacks or start unfollowing the team on Instagram. Cooks went straight for the six-word mic drop.”
Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott was reportedly seen nervously reviewing game film after receiving the message. “I mean, I was going to throw to him eventually,” Prescott said, avoiding eye contact with reporters. “I just… I didn’t know he was that serious about it.”
Meanwhile, head coach Mike McCarthy remained unfazed by the drama. “We’ll take it under consideration,” he said while flipping through a laminated playbook that suspiciously contained only screen passes and handoffs.
As of press time, Cooks was spotted running routes by himself in an empty AT&T Stadium, occasionally looking at the sky as if expecting a football to finally come his way.
