David Montgomery Has Strong 6-Word Message for Detroit Lions
Detroit, MI – In what can only be described as a message that sent shockwaves through the Motor City, Lions running back David Montgomery has delivered a bold, six-word statement to the team. The message? “Stop rotating me, I need touchdowns.”
Sources close to the situation report that Montgomery, frustrated by the team’s constant use of a running back committee, decided to take matters into his own hands by crafting the most direct yet cryptic statement possible. Lions fans immediately took to social media, with some praising his honesty while others wondered if this was an elaborate way of saying he’s tired of splitting carries.
“This is unprecedented,” said one anonymous Lions insider. “Most running backs just shake their heads on the sideline. Montgomery actually put it into words. That’s next-level confidence.”
Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson was reportedly seen nervously adjusting the depth chart after receiving the message. “I mean, we were going to feature him more eventually,” Johnson said, avoiding eye contact with reporters. “I just… I didn’t know David was that serious about it.”
Meanwhile, head coach Dan Campbell remained unfazed by the drama. “We’ll take it under consideration,” he said while flipping through a laminated playbook that suspiciously contained only power runs and trick plays.
As of press time, Montgomery was spotted pacing the sideline at Ford Field, occasionally looking toward the coaching staff and muttering, “Just give me the damn ball.”