Aaron Rodgers Thinks He Can Lead the Dallas Cowboys to a Super Bowl Victory Before He Ends His NFL Career With a Promise

Dallas, TX – In a twist that has left the football world both confused and entertained, Aaron Rodgers has reportedly declared that he “can absolutely lead the Cowboys to a Super Bowl before I’m done.” The only problem? He’s still a New York Jet.

Sources close to the situation claim Rodgers has been dropping not-so-subtle hints about a potential move to Dallas, despite having signed a deal with the Jets and, well, not actually playing for the Cowboys. When asked about his future, Rodgers responded cryptically, saying, “Time is a construct, man. The universe moves in mysterious ways.”

Cowboys fans immediately took to social media, with reactions ranging from sheer confusion to cautious excitement. One fan posted, “Rodgers leading us to a Super Bowl? Sounds great. But does that mean we have to start doing ayahuasca retreats instead of training camp?”

Meanwhile, current Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott was reportedly seen double-checking his contract to ensure he was still QB1. “I mean, I thought I was doing fine,” Prescott said, nervously laughing while clutching a playbook. “But if Aaron wants to manifest something, I guess anything is possible.”

As of press time, Rodgers was spotted wearing a cowboy hat and staring at AT&T Stadium, whispering, “It’s already happening.” Whether this is a vision of the future or just another chapter in Rodgers’ legendary off-season theatrics remains to be seen.