Dallas Cowboys Plan to Draft QB Anyway—Despite Making Dak Prescott the Highest-Paid Player in NFL History!

In what can only be described as the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and utterly bonkers decision the NFL has ever seen, the Dallas Cowboys are reportedly planning to draft a new quarterback—despite having just made Dak Prescott the highest-paid player in NFL history. Yes, you read that correctly. The Cowboys, in their infinite wisdom, are about to make a move that will leave even the most seasoned NFL experts shaking their heads in disbelief.

Dak Prescott: The $200 Million Dollar Man… Who’s Apparently Not Enough?

Let’s rewind for a moment. Just a few short months ago, the Cowboys made headlines when they handed Dak Prescott a contract worth more than the GDP of several small countries, solidifying his place as the highest-paid player in the history of the National Football League. A deal that would make even Jerry Jones himself feel like a Billionaire King—a true football royalty.

But now, in a twist that seems ripped straight out of a bad rom-com, the Cowboys appear to have already forgotten their commitment to Prescott. Sure, they’ve given him a fortune and handed him the keys to the kingdom, but who needs loyalty when you’ve got an entire draft full of shiny new quarterbacks to choose from? It seems the Cowboys are already looking for the next big thing, and, spoiler alert: it’s not Dak.

The Plan: Drafting a QB Despite a $200 Million Commitment

According to sources who may or may not be inside Jerry Jones’ personal brain trust (we can’t confirm anything, but hey, that sounds cool), the Cowboys are now reportedly planning to draft a quarterback in the upcoming draft. Why, you ask? Well, because having the highest-paid QB in the league just isn’t enough, apparently. If you’ve got the money to burn, why not throw another few million at a quarterback who may or may not end up being the backup QB of the future? Who needs financial sense when you can make headlines?

The new plan is said to be part of a bold strategy called “Let’s Just Keep Throwing Money at Random Positions Until We Find Something That Works.” Sources close to the team have indicated that this new QB will be tasked with shaking things up—maybe he’ll sit on the bench for a couple of seasons, maybe he’ll come in for the occasional “mop-up duty” game. But hey, it’s all about the headlines and the mystery. No one actually believes the Cowboys are done with Dak, right? But just in case, why not draft another QB and make sure they have a backup plan for when Dak finally figures out how to throw a Super Bowl ring into his collection?

Reactions from Fans: “Weren’t We Just Talking About Dak?”

As you can imagine, Cowboys fans are absolutely losing it. Many are scratching their heads in confusion, wondering if Jerry Jones has finally lost it or if this is just some absurdly over-the-top PR stunt. One Cowboys fan tweeted, “So let me get this straight: We just paid Dak all this money, and now we’re drafting another QB? What’s next? A backup kicker to go with the backup quarterback?” Another fan pointed out, “Maybe we should just draft a backup coach while we’re at it. You know, just to be safe.”

Meanwhile, a growing faction of Cowboys fans are thoroughly convinced that Jerry Jones is preparing for a *full-blown QB revolution that will dethrone Dak Prescott and usher in a new era of Cowboys dominance. “Jerry doesn’t play by the rules,” one fan said. “He just hands out money and chaos like it’s candy, and we’re all just along for the ride. But hey, if he drafts another QB, we might actually have two future Hall of Famers! Who needs just one?”

The Media Fallout: “Is This the Future of the NFL?”

Across the sports media landscape, pundits are absolutely flabbergasted by this reported move. One insider commented, “The Cowboys have truly outdone themselves this time. Drafting another QB after giving Dak Prescott the highest contract in NFL history is a level of boldness that is simply unprecedented. If this trade goes through, it could change the entire landscape of professional football… or maybe just make Jerry Jones even richer. Either way, it’s a win-win situation for him.”

In fact, some analysts are now hypothesizing that the Cowboys’ new QB might actually replace Prescott mid-season, purely for the drama. Others are suggesting that they might just put Prescott and the new QB in a head-to-head competition for the starting job, just to see who can throw the most touchdown passes while the entire world watches in sheer amusement.

The Conclusion: A Decision We’ll All Be Talking About… For No Reason

Let’s be clear here: While the idea of drafting another quarterback when you’ve just made Dak Prescott the highest-paid player in the NFL is absolutely insane by any measure, it’s the Dallas Cowboys we’re talking about. Logic and reason have never been the team’s strong suit. They’re about headlines, drama, and attention-grabbing moves—even if it means adding yet another QB to the roster for absolutely no reason.

If the Cowboys follow through with this decision, it’s likely that we’ll all be laughing—and crying—about this bizarre chapter in NFL history for years to come. Will Dak Prescott be phased out? Will this mysterious new QB somehow become the face of the franchise? Or will this whole ordeal be a giant PR stunt to distract everyone from the fact that the Cowboys still don’t have a Super Bowl ring since the ‘90s?

One thing’s for sure: We’ll all be watching… because in the world of Dallas Cowboys drama, there’s never a dull moment.

Stay tuned, folks.