Alex Anzalone to Resign With the Detroit Lions in Free Agency-bb
In a move that’s sent shockwaves through the NFL—or at least through the six people still paying attention to the Detroit Lions—linebacker Alex Anzalone is reportedly set…
Lukas Van Ness to Resign With the Green Bay Packers in Free Agency.-bb
In a plot twist wilder than a Wisconsin blizzard, Green Bay Packers edge rusher Lukas Van Ness is reportedly set to re-sign with the team in free…
DaRon Bland to Resign With the Dallas Cowboys in Free Agency.-bb
**DaRon Bland to Resign With the Dallas Cowboys in Free Agency: A Shocking Twist No One Saw Coming (Except Us)** In a move that has rocked the…
Jauan Jennings to Resign With the San Francisco 49ers in Free Agency.-bb
Jauan Jennings to Re-Sign With 49ers in Free Agency: “Sorry, Haters—I’m Staying!” Santa Clara, CA – Brace yourselves, 49ers Faithful, because Jauan Jennings—aka “Third and Jauan,” the…
Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg team up with Elon Musk and invest $1 to $3 billion in a “non-woke” movie studio and pledge that….-bb
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Hendon Hooker’s four-word response to Detroit Lions signing Aaron Rodgers says it all!-bb
Hendon Hooker’s Four-Word Smackdown to Lions Signing Aaron Rodgers Says It All: “Who Needs This Geezer?” Detroit, MI – The Motor City just got a quarterback plot…
Kendrick Lamar decides to end legendary show, plans to move to Italy after Super Bowl: “I can’t live in America for the next 4 years and breathe the same air as ELON MUSK.”-bb
Kendrick Lamar Drops Mic, Ditches America for Italy After Super Bowl: “Elon’s Air Stinks!” Los Angeles, CA – Kendrick Lamar, the Compton king of hip-hop who’s spent…
Malik Willis’s four-word response to Green Bay Packers signing Aaron Rodgers says it all!-bb
Malik Willis’s Four-Word Stunner to Packers Signing Aaron Rodgers Says It All: “Back to the Bench!” Green Bay, WI – Just when you thought the Green Bay…
Cooper Rush’s four-word response to Dallas Cowboys signing Aaron Rodgers says it all!-bb
Cooper Rush’s Four-Word Zinger to Cowboys Signing Aaron Rodgers Says It All: “Enjoy the Sideline, Grandpa!” Frisco, TX – Buckle up, Cowboys Nation, because Jerry Jones just…
Brandon Allen’s four-word response to San Francisco 49ers signing Aaron Rodgers says it all!-bb
Brandon Allen’s Four-Word Bombshell to 49ers Signing Aaron Rodgers Says It All: “Good Luck, Old Man!” Santa Clara, CA – Hold onto your helmets, 49ers fans, because…