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49ers Make Huge Offer to Landon Jackson for Impressive Numbers from Day 1 of NFL Scouting Combine -bkid

49ers Make Outrageous Offer to Landon Jackson After His Mind-Blowing NFL Combine Performance

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San Francisco, CA – The NFL world was left in shock today as the San Francisco 49ers reportedly offered an unprecedented contract to defensive lineman Landon Jackson after his jaw-dropping performance on Day 1 of the NFL Scouting Combine. Sources close to the situation claim the deal includes a lifetime supply of sourdough bread, a beachfront mansion in Malibu, and a legally binding agreement that Brock Purdy will never have to face him in practice.

Jackson, who reportedly ran faster than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode, benched 800 pounds while balancing on one foot, and intercepted a pass using only his mind, has instantly become the most sought-after player in the draft. Scouts on the scene were left speechless, with one insider stating, “I don’t know if he’s human or if the 49ers just discovered the NFL’s first cyborg.”

Desperate to secure his services, San Francisco’s front office wasted no time in crafting an offer that can only be described as borderline illegal in 49 states. Insiders report the contract includes a $600 million signing bonus, unlimited access to Silicon Valley’s top tech startups, and a golden statue of Jackson to be erected outside Levi’s Stadium.

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NFL analysts are already dubbing this the most ridiculous yet brilliant move in 49ers history, rivaling their decision to trade away countless draft picks for a quarterback they barely used. Meanwhile, 49ers fans have taken to social media, with one tweeting, “Give him the key to the Bay. Hell, give him the Golden Gate Bridge.”

As of press time, Jackson was seen being escorted into a luxury suite at Levi’s Stadium, where sources confirm he was handed a Super Bowl ring in advance and declared ‘The Chosen One’ by Kyle Shanahan himself. Whether he actually signs with the 49ers or the deal remains a fever dream is yet to be determined, but one thing is for certain—Landon Jackson’s legend has already begun.

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