Detroit, MI – In a twist that feels straight out of a sci-fi sports movie, billionaire Elon Musk just rocked the baseball world by making a bold move to recruit Detroit Tigers star Riley Greene following his unbelievable double home run blast in the ninth inning that sealed a dramatic comeback victory!

Witnesses say Musk didn’t wait long. Minutes after Greene’s walk-off power display, a Tesla-branded drone reportedly delivered a sealed offer letter straight to the Tigers’ dugout. The sender? None other than Musk himself.

⚡ Enter: The “Tesla Baseball Team”

According to sources close to the tech mogul, Musk is preparing to launch a revolutionary professional baseball franchise dubbed the “Tesla Baseball Team,” aimed at reshaping the future of Major League Baseball with cutting-edge analytics, AI-driven training, and electric stadiums powered by solar energy.

And Riley Greene, apparently, is Musk’s first golden target.

“I saw the future of baseball in Riley Greene last night,” Musk posted on X (formerly Twitter). “He doesn’t just hit baseballs—he launches them like SpaceX rockets. I want him to be the face of something historic.”

💰 The Mega Offer

While the exact numbers are confidential, insiders claim the offer includes:

• A $250 million signing bonus

• A custom-designed Tesla CyberBat, made from space-grade alloys

• A lifetime pass to SpaceX launches and Mars travel eligibility (!)

• Ownership stake in the Tesla Baseball Team

And yes—Greene would reportedly become the first MLB player ever paid partly in Dogecoin.

😱 Fans and Experts React

Baseball fans are losing their minds over the news, with Twitter exploding into memes, debates, and dream team predictions. Some are praising Musk’s vision; others call it a publicity stunt.

“We already had Moneyball. Now it’s Muskball,” one fan tweeted.
“If Greene joins, I’ll buy a Tesla and a jersey,” another chimed in.

MLB officials have yet to issue a statement, but insiders suggest the idea of a tech billionaire creating a team from scratch has sparked serious internal debate.

⚾ What’s Next for Riley Greene?

So far, Greene has not responded publicly to the offer—but when reporters asked him about Musk’s message after the game, the rising Tigers star smiled and simply said:

“I guess you never know who’s watching…”

Whether he stays loyal to Detroit or takes a leap into the tech-fueled future of baseball, one thing is clear: Riley Greene just went from breakout slugger to the most wanted man in sports overnight.

Stay tuned… this story is just getting started. 💥

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