Josh Allen’s Mother Makes a Stunning Revelation: Hailee Steinfeld’s Pregnancy Might Disrupt His Performance in the Playoff

In a development that has left the Buffalo Bills fanbase equal parts amused and bewildered, Josh Allen’s mother, Patricia Allen, has made a shocking claim: Hollywood actress Hailee Steinfeld’s rumored pregnancy could be the X-factor that
derails her son’s performance in the upcoming NFL playoffs.

In an exclusive interview with The Drama Daily, Patricia expressed her “concerns” over the emotional toll that such “life-changing news” might have on her son. “I’m just saying, quarterbacks have a lot on their minds already,” Patricia explained, sipping from a Bills-themed mug. “Adding baby news into the mix? That’s a recipe for interceptions.”

While neither Allen nor Steinfeld have confirmed the pregnancy rumor (or even acknowledged its existence, for that matter), it hasn’t stopped social media from spiraling into a frenzy. Memes of Allen cradling a football with the caption “Future Dad Energy” have flooded Twitter, and speculation about potential baby names— “Touchdown” and “Buffalina” being crowd favorites—has fans completely losing focus on, you know, the actual football.

Local Bills superfan Karen Johnson shared her take: “We’ve endured enough
heartbreak in Buffalo. First, the 13 seconds game, and now this? If we don’t make it
to the Super Bow! because of ‘baby brain,” I’m moving to Kansas City.”