BREAKING: Elon Musk Bans 49ers Players from Using Tesla — Kyle Juszczyk Fires Back: “This App is Just Sh*t Now, Delete It”

San Francisco, CA – In yet another tech-meets-sports bombshell, billionaire Elon Musk has triggered a full-blown backlash after announcing on X (formerly Twitter) that San Francisco 49ers players are banned from using Tesla products — igniting outrage from players, fans, and even tech insiders.

Musk’s reason? “They’re not built for the future.”

The post came out of nowhere and has since blown up across the internet, amassing over 27 million views in just 12 hours. But the most savage response came from none other than 49ers fullback and locker room leader Kyle Juszczyk, who went nuclear during a post-practice media scrum:

“I’m done with the ego circus. This app? It’s just sh*t now. Delete it, seriously. Save your time and your sanity.”

Musk’s Post Sets Off a Firestorm

The original post from Musk, published at 9:47 AM PST, read:

“Effective immediately, all San Francisco 49ers players are restricted from purchasing or using Tesla vehicles. We prioritize champions of the future — not system QBs and predictable playbooks. 🚫🔋 #NoTeslaForSF”

The post was accompanied by a meme showing Brock Purdy stuck in traffic in a broken-down Prius. The shade was palpable.

Kyle Juszczyk: The People’s Fullback

Known for his versatility on the field and his cool-headed presence off it, Juszczyk didn’t hold back:

“I liked Tesla back in 2019 when it was about clean energy, not petty billionaire beef. Now it’s just Elon’s playpen. Delete the app, y’all. Go touch grass.”

Within minutes, fans flooded X with the hashtag #DeleteX, while Juszczyk’s comments racked up over 5 million views on TikTok and Instagram.

49ers Fans Go Off: “Keep the Car, We Ride With Kyle”

Bay Area fans, never ones to back down, rallied in full force.

• One fan burned a Tesla key fob on Instagram Live.

• Another replaced their Cybertruck preorder with a Rivian, saying, “Elon can keep his overpriced doorstop.”

• Local graffiti outside Levi’s Stadium now reads: “49ers > Space Bros.”

The movement is now gaining speed under the hashtags #RedAndGoldNotMuskControlled and #ElonBlockedTheWrongTeam.

NFL Players and Celebs Join the Roast

The Musk vs. NFL saga has caught fire across the sports world, with players from multiple teams chiming in:

• Deebo Samuel tweeted: “Tesla? More like Pettyla.”

• George Kittle shared a meme of Elon getting stiff-armed by Juszczyk with the caption: “Fullback energy.”

• JJ Watt simply posted: “Someone revoke this man’s internet.”

Even celebrities got involved:

• Lizzo: “I support clean energy, but I don’t support weird billionaire tantrums.”

• Kendrick Lamar (in a rare story post): “This why we build our own sh*t.”

• Gordon Ramsay: “Elon’s behavior? RAW. UNDERCOOKED. GET OUT.”

Tesla Shareholders Nervous, Analysts Confused

While Wall Street hasn’t seen a drastic hit yet, Tesla stock dipped 1.9% in after-hours trading. Market experts are now openly questioning how much Musk’s personal antics are affecting Tesla’s brand trust.

“Every time he lashes out at athletes or celebrities, Tesla becomes less about innovation and more about impulse,” said tech analyst Priya Ramaswamy.

Some Tesla board members have reportedly requested an emergency meeting to discuss “brand image stabilization.”

Musk Doubles Down With Memes

In typical fashion, Elon Musk answered the criticism not with clarity — but with memes. His latest post shows Kyle Juszczyk Photoshopped into a horse-drawn carriage with the caption:

“Some people still live in 1997. No worries, the future doesn’t wait. 🤷‍♂️”

He followed up with a Tesla AI video auto-generating 49ers plays — and all of them failing.

NFL League Office Watching Closely

Sources say the NFL is “monitoring the situation” but has no current plans to issue a formal statement unless Musk’s actions directly interfere with player rights or sponsorship agreements.

Privately, executives are reportedly concerned about billionaire interference becoming a pattern — especially if other teams are targeted.

Final Thoughts: The Fullback vs. the Fortune

In an age where billionaires tweet first and answer later, Kyle Juszczyk may have just sparked the digital rebellion fans didn’t know they needed. Clean energy is cool — but not when it’s wrapped in snark, memes, and ego-fueled bans.

As fans continue to delete X, boycott Tesla merch, and replace their Elon memes with Juszczyk highlight reels, one thing is clear:

San Francisco isn’t just about tech. It’s about heart.

And right now, the heart of the 49ers just put the world’s richest man on blast.