Dallas Rumors: Dak Prescott’s Contract Puts Patrick Mahomes to Shame and Attitude Toward Kansas

In what can only be described as the most jaw-dropping contract negotiation of the century, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott has just signed a deal that not only makes Patrick Mahomes look like he’s living in the Stone Age but also puts him in a completely different league—one where Kansas City Chiefs fans are still trying to pick their jaws up off the floor.

That’s right, folks. Forget about Mahomes’ massive 10-year, $503 million contract. Dak Prescott, in a move that shocked even the most seasoned sports analysts, has agreed to a deal that will have all of the NFL rethinking their salary cap strategies. Rumors are swirling that Dak’s contract is now worth an estimated $1.5 billion over the next five years—yes, you read that correctly—$1.5 billion. Some insiders are even speculating that this deal includes perks such as a private island, unlimited access to the world’s most luxurious private jets, and perhaps even his own personal moonbase by 2030.

But wait—there’s more. In addition to the mind-boggling monetary value, Dak’s deal allegedly comes with a huge power shift within the Cowboys organization. Insiders claim that Prescott’s new contract includes an option to influence not just team decisions, but every major decision in Jerry Jones’ life. Think about it: from which yacht to purchase, to which restaurant to dine at, and—get this—what color tie Jerry will wear to meetings. It’s that level of control.

Now, let’s talk about Dak’s attitude toward Kansas, because this is where the controversy really kicks off. According to unconfirmed reports (but let’s be real, when has that ever stopped the rumor mill?), Dak Prescott has absolutely slammed Kansas in an exclusive interview. When asked about his thoughts on the state of Kansas, Dak allegedly quipped, “Kansas is like that weird cousin who never gets invited to family reunions. It’s flat, it’s dull, and let’s face it—no one’s ever been excited to go there. If I wanted to play in a state that doesn’t even have a decent skyline, I’d stay in Dallas…oh wait, I already am.”

Naturally, Kansas City Chiefs fans are losing their minds, with some threatening to never watch another football game again. One particularly passionate fan tweeted, “Dak Prescott just compared Kansas to a road trip with no rest stops. This is personal now. It’s not just football—it’s a full-on war. Prepare for the Chiefs to take it to the Cowboys next season!”

In response to the uproar, Dak, in true Prescott fashion, took to Twitter to fire back: “Kansas is fine. But let’s face it—nobody’s ever written a song about Kansas. And they sure haven’t made a movie about it. If you want a prime-time experience, it’s all about Dallas, baby.”

The tension has been palpable, and some analysts believe this beef could fuel the Cowboys-Chiefs rivalry to levels that haven’t been seen since the “Greatest Super Bowl Never Played” (which, of course, was last year, despite the fact that it didn’t actually happen). Fans of both teams are already betting on which quarterback will end up with the highest stock in extravagant, absurdly large contracts next season.

While Prescott’s latest contract has sent shockwaves through the league, many wonder if it will actually translate into on-field success. Will Dak be able to handle the pressure of being worth more than entire countries combined? Can he lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl while simultaneously building a dynasty of private jets and underwater palaces? Only time will tell. But one thing is for certain: if Prescott’s attitude toward Kansas is any indication, he’s not going to take any prisoners.

So, buckle up, folks. The Dak Prescott saga is just getting started, and it’s already rewriting the playbook for NFL contracts—and rivalry beefs—forever. Keep your eyes peeled, because this isn’t just about football anymore. It’s about power, egos, and, of course, billion-dollar contracts.