In the most bizarre crossover since Tony Romo predicted a SpaceX launch on live TV, Elon Musk has once again thrown a grenade into the sports world — this time by taking aim at the Minnesota Vikings.
During a casual livestream Q&A on his new platform, XtremeX.AI, Musk was asked which NFL team he’d want to own. His response:
“None. If I had my way, I’d just retire the Minnesota Vikings from the football league… just because.”
Yes. Just because.
💥 NFL and Minnesota: Immediately in Uproar
Within minutes, #SkolMusk and #LeaveTheVikesAlone were trending across the country, with everyone from die-hard fans to confused AI bots trying to figure out why the richest man on Earth has beef with the Vikings.
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“Did someone in Minnesota short Tesla stock?”
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“He’s just mad we use Fords to plow snow.”
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“The man tried to colonize Mars, but Minnesota winters broke him.”
One Vikings fan responded with a sign outside U.S. Bank Stadium that read:
“Musk, if you hate purple, just say it.”
🤔 But… Why the Vikings?
Musk gave no clear reason, but offered this series of cryptic follow-up posts on X:
“They’ve had enough chances.”
“11 playoff heartbreaks is just inefficient data storage.”
“The algorithm said their horns are low engagement.”
At one point, he posted a meme of a Tesla Cybertruck running over a foam Viking horn with the caption:
“Optimized performance.”
🧠 NFL Responds With Polite Panic
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, during what was supposed to be a press event about rule changes, was ambushed with questions about Musk’s Viking vendetta.
“We… appreciate Elon’s enthusiasm for innovation. The Minnesota Vikings are a historic and essential part of the league. And no, they are not being retired.”
Unofficially, NFL execs are rumored to be drafting a 96-slide presentation titled: “Why Elon Musk Should Not Buy a Controlling Share of the NFC North.”
💪 Vikings Clap Back
The Vikings social media team responded brilliantly with a GIF of Kirk Cousins saying, “You like that?” over Musk’s face Photoshopped onto a deflated football.
Star wide receiver Justin Jefferson posted:
“Musk can’t retire us if he can’t catch us.”
Head coach Kevin O’Connell, when asked for comment, smirked and said:
“We’ve survived Blair Walsh. We’ll survive Elon Musk.”
🧊 Minnesota Politicians Get Involved (Of Course)
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz issued a sarcastic press statement:
“We thank Mr. Musk for his input and suggest he try ice fishing before insulting a team that helped define Midwestern perseverance.”
🚀 Final Thoughts: Is Musk Just Bored?
Between rockets, Neuralink brain chips, self-driving cars, underground tunnels, and flame throwers, Musk has… apparently found time to hate on a football team.
One sports analyst summed it up best:
“Musk waking up and choosing violence against Minnesota was not on my 2025 bingo card.”