Jake Moody Has Strong 6-Word Message for San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco, CA – In what can only be described as a message that sent shockwaves through the Bay Area, 49ers kicker Jake Moody has delivered a bold, six-word statement to the team. The message? “Stop settling for field goals, please.”

Sources close to the situation report that Moody, frustrated by the team’s repeated reliance on his leg instead of their high-powered offense, decided to take matters into his own hands by crafting the most direct yet cryptic statement possible. 49ers fans immediately took to social media, with some praising his honesty while others wondered if this was an elaborate way of suggesting he’d rather kick extra points than 50-yard attempts under pressure.

“This is unprecedented,” said one anonymous 49ers insider. “Most kickers just quietly do their job and go home. Moody actually wants fewer opportunities? That’s next-level kicker confidence.”

49ers quarterback Brock Purdy was reportedly seen nervously throwing deep passes in practice after receiving the message. “I mean, I was going to go for it on fourth down eventually,” Purdy said, avoiding eye contact with reporters. “I just… I didn’t know Jake was that serious about it.”

Meanwhile, head coach Kyle Shanahan remained unfazed by the drama. “We’ll take it under consideration,” he said while flipping through a laminated playbook that suspiciously contained only running plays and short passes.

As of press time, Moody was spotted practicing field goals by himself in an empty Levi’s Stadium, occasionally shaking his head and muttering, “This is not what I signed up for.”