Josh Allen’s Wife Gets Ultimate Revenge — Tosses His Golf Clubs After Dad Duty Fail
Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen has faced some of the fiercest defenses in the NFL — but nothing could prepare him for what happened at home this week.
In a hilarious parenting mishap-turned-payback, Allen reportedly forgot to pick up the kids from school, causing a family scramble. But the real punishment came later, when his wife decided to make a statement — by tossing out his entire collection of golf clubs.
“If you can’t remember the kids, you don’t need 14 clubs to remember your swing,” she allegedly joked, according to a close family friend.
The QB Reacts: “This Hurts More Than a Sack”
Sources say Allen came home to an empty garage rack and a passive-aggressive note that read:
“Hope you remember where the dump is, because that’s where your clubs went.”
Allen later addressed the incident during a radio interview, laughing through the pain:
“Look, I’ve missed a few reads on the field, but missing pickup time? That’s apparently a cut-worthy offense at my house.”
Fans and Teammates React
Once the story broke, social media exploded with NFL fans and teammates weighing in:
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Stefon Diggs: “Bro… not the clubs 😂😂”
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Dawson Knox: “Next time set a calendar reminder, king.”
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Bills Mafia: “Josh Allen is officially in the Doghouse of the Year rankings.”
Golf Brands Step In to Save the Day
Seeing an opportunity, several golf companies have already jumped on the story:
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Titleist tweeted: “Josh, we got you. DM us.”
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Callaway posted a photo of custom Bills-themed irons with the caption: “Let’s rebuild the bag.”
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PGA Tour‘s Instagram comment? Just the crying emoji and: “Rookie mistake, legend consequences.”
Josh Allen may have mastered reading NFL defenses, but he just learned a tough lesson in reading family priorities. One missed pickup turned into a full-blown Golfpocalypse — and fans are loving every second of the drama.
Let this be a lesson to dads everywhere: If you forget the kids, your golf bag might be the next to go.
