SHOCKING: Marcell Ozuna Spotted Leaving Braves Clubhouse on Dragon, Fans Believe He’s Been Traded to ‘Medieval-Themed’ MLB Expansion Team
The Scene That Left Reporters Speechless
Chaos erupted outside Truist Park last night when Atlanta Braves designated hitter Marcell Ozuna was seen exiting the clubhouse not through the normal tunnel… but riding a full-sized, fire-breathing dragon. Eyewitnesses say the mythical beast circled the stadium three times before taking flight toward the mountains — or as one fan claimed, “toward the realm of New Glastonbury.”
Security guards, unsure how to proceed, simply stepped aside.
Fans Quickly Connect the Dots
Within minutes, speculation flooded social media. A popular theory emerged: Ozuna has been secretly traded to a mysterious new MLB expansion team rumored to be themed entirely around medieval lore. The team, unofficially dubbed the “Knights of the Ninth Inning,” is said to play in a castle-shaped stadium, use chainmail warm-up gear, and enter games to live lute music.
One fan posted:
“Ozuna left the Braves on a DRAGON. It’s over. He’s officially Sir Slug-a-lot now.”
Leaked ‘Scroll’ Raises Eyebrows
Adding fuel to the fire, an anonymous league source released what appears to be an ancient-style scroll, bearing a wax seal and what looks like Ozuna’s signature in ink. The scroll includes phrases like “henceforth he shall swing thy bat for the Crown” and “his contract shall be measured in gold pieces and home runs.”
MLB officials have refused to comment.
Braves Dugout Reacts With Confusion
Reporters asked Braves manager Brian Snitker for comment. He shrugged, saying,
“I saw the dragon. I saw Ozuna on it. Honestly, I just hope he’s still available for next Tuesday.”
Other players simply laughed — or quietly asked if they, too, could be traded to a team with dragons.
Who Are the Knights of the Ninth Inning
Rumors about a medieval-themed expansion team have floated around for years. Supposedly backed by a mysterious European billionaire who “lives in a real castle,” the franchise would be the first in MLB history to combine fantasy lore with baseball culture.
The team is reportedly in negotiations to sign other players under mythical personas, including:
- “Sir Strike-a-lot” (a rumored nickname for a certain dominant pitcher)
- “The Iron Catcher” (a masked veteran behind the plate)
- “The Bard of Batting Average” (a slap-hitting outfielder who also plays acoustic guitar)
The Baseball World Waits for Confirmation
Until MLB issues a statement or Ozuna returns from the skies, fans are left to speculate. Is this an elaborate PR stunt? A viral campaign? A real trade deal cloaked in fantasy branding?
Whatever it is, Marcell Ozuna riding a dragon out of Truist Park is now part of MLB legend.
