F*CK YANKEES: Aaron Judge Trolls Mets in Angry Post — “Mets Are Too Weak to Play. If Mets Play Yankees, I’m Afraid I’ll…”

By NY Diamond Drama – May 21, 2025

Bronx, NY – In a move that has Mets fans fuming and Yankees fans howling with laughter, Yankees captain Aaron Judge set social media ablaze last night with a now-deleted story that took a direct shot across the East River:

“Mets are too weak to play. If Mets play Yankees, I’m afraid I’ll embarrass an entire franchise in one swing. Keep them in Queens.”

The post, which was up for less than 10 minutes on Judge’s Instagram story, included a clip of him launching a 462-foot bomb against the Mets during last season’s Subway Series, with the caption “History repeats itself.”

While the Yankees front office declined to comment, fans and players on both sides of New York baseball are reacting with shock, awe, and in some cases — savage clapbacks.

💣 Shots Fired from the Bronx

Aaron Judge is not known for trash talk. The 6’7″ slugger is often reserved and respectful in interviews. But this offseason has seen a different side of Judge — one more vocal, more defiant, and, according to sources, tired of hearing about the Mets “rising.”

One Yankees insider told us:

“He’s been watching the media praise the Mets’ potential all year while he’s putting in MVP-level work. He’s had enough.”

🧢 The Mets Clap Back

Within an hour, Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor responded on X (formerly Twitter):

“Don’t worry, we’ll bring tissues to the Bronx next time. You’ll need them.”

Mets pitcher Kodai Senga also posted a meme of Judge swinging and missing, captioned: “Too strong to hit anything but air?”

The internet, of course, had a field day. Here are some of the top fan responses:

• “Judge acting tough but hasn’t touched a ring since college.”

• “If confidence won championships, Yankees would be undefeated since 2009.”

• “Subway Series just turned into WrestleMania.”

  

📉 A City Divided (Again)

Tensions between the Yankees and Mets are nothing new, but Judge’s comment — real or trolling — reignited the city’s fiercest baseball rivalry. And with both teams possibly headed toward postseason contention, the idea of a Subway Series 2025 just got a lot more personal.

Sports talk shows erupted this morning, with WFAN’s Boomer Esiason calling Judge’s post:

“The best content the Yankees have produced all year.”

🔮 Could Judge Back It Up?

Last season, Judge crushed the Mets with three home runs in two games at Yankee Stadium. His dominance was one-sided. But Mets fans argue that their pitching has leveled up, and that Judge may have just poked the wrong bear.

An anonymous Mets staffer joked:

“He better hope we don’t meet in October. Citi Field fans have long memories — and louder voices.”

🚨 BREAKING: Subway Series Dates Just Became Must-Watch

The Mets and Yankees are scheduled to meet twice this summer:

• June 25 at Citi Field

• July 3 at Yankee Stadium

Tickets? Already spiking on resale platforms.

⚠️ Disclaimer

This article is a fictional satire. Aaron Judge has not made this statement. All quotes and posts are imagined for entertainment purposes only.